So, a few weeks ago we were out at a small cafe (just me and the kids) enjoying a relatively relaxing lunch together (amid things dropping on the floor, beans grabbing for my drink and food and bubble asking numerous questions) when I noticed bubble staring wide-eyed and slack jawed at a lady coming out of the bathroom. Before I could say anything he loudly asked "mommy, what did she do in there"? Embarassing, right....just wait though. Next he said, "what does it smell like in there, does it smell like poo"? Ak, what do you do? I quietly told him that she was having privacy in the bathroom and I didn't know what she had done and to ask so would be very rude. I wanted to pack up and run out of there but of course we hadn't finished eating and you can't just quietly pack up and run out when you have two little kids to dress. Do you think he stopped asking even after telling him it was rude, of course not...I managed to distract him after a couple of minutes, athough I did have to endure lunch hoping that she was too far away and it was too noisy to hear him.
